Tony Abbott Is The Son of God

Did you know that Tony Abbott, Is really Jesus? He just lives to please us, Now hes back on Earth, From Adelaide to Darwin, From Melbourne onto Perth, Tony never fails, Hes that good, What a great time to get some nails, And some pieces of wood. Because Tony hates women, And Tony hates gays, And Tony hates foreigners, And workers who get paid, And Tony hates you, And Tony hates me, Did I say he was Jesus? Hes just Tony. Get the wood. And the nails. Gee, wouldnt it be great if we were all like Tony Abbott? We could say, "Shit happens" when a soldier dies! We could ignore climate change. No sunscreen for me thanks, Im Tony Abbott. What? Cancer? No, I think youll find Im Tony Abbott — I am the cancer. We could stand up for close, personal paedophiles. That worked out beautifully! We could say, "Australia isnt for everyone" about immigration — and hell, wed be right, why – its not even for its native inhabitants, is it Tony? Christ, isnt that just a puzzle? A country thats not for anyone? Who could it be for? TONY TONY TONY Of course, at the same time, Julia Gillard is the only unmarried atheist I know who seems to think that gay marriage might offend God. Let me get this right, you think that homosexuals shouldnt be allowed to do the thing you havent done because you think the followers of the deity you dont believe in wont like you if you let them do it? Thats incredible. Youre the Prime Minister — its meant to be the will of the people, not peer group <b>…<b>

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